Once upon a time lived a philosopher who was known for his cleverness and intelligence. However, in the looks department he was not a superstore.
Anyways, one day an attractive blond approached the philosopher and proposed to marry him thinking their offspring would be perfect in every single way. The philosopher was so astonished by the beautiful blond's request he had to ask the inevitable question, why. Full of confidence, the blond explained with her beauty and his intelligence their offspring would be a perfect combination of looks and brains. Being a philosopher who sanctified the spiritual and cognitive realms he decided to pass explaining to her that their marriage could have a disastrous result. Of course the blond didn't have a clue what he meant. Anyhow, the philosopher politely refused her marriage proposal and wished her a happy life with someone else.
Anyways, one day an attractive blond approached the philosopher and proposed to marry him thinking their offspring would be perfect in every single way. The philosopher was so astonished by the beautiful blond's request he had to ask the inevitable question, why. Full of confidence, the blond explained with her beauty and his intelligence their offspring would be a perfect combination of looks and brains. Being a philosopher who sanctified the spiritual and cognitive realms he decided to pass explaining to her that their marriage could have a disastrous result. Of course the blond didn't have a clue what he meant. Anyhow, the philosopher politely refused her marriage proposal and wished her a happy life with someone else.
Faced with this disappointing endeavor, the blond did the expected. She went on with her life, got pregnant at an early age, turned to be a single mom and worked at a crappy establishment putting 55 hours a week to raise her baby girl.
Days passed by and the blond's baby girl grew up to be a knockout beauty. She was so pretty that she was chosen to represent her state in a teen beauty contest. Watch how she fared in that competition.
Days passed by and the blond's baby girl grew up to be a knockout beauty. She was so pretty that she was chosen to represent her state in a teen beauty contest. Watch how she fared in that competition.
Now, if you are still wondering about the philosopher's remark "Disastrous Result". Well, imagine if he married the blond in the first place and his daughter looked like him.
If you liked that watch Jimmy Kimmel' live take on the whole thing.
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