Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:
"In life, no one helps you once you're screwed."


SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:    "Hard work is never appreciated"