الخميس، 26 يناير 2012

Who is Frank Feldman ?!

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like
Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman...

He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'    

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'


Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won theGrand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritoneand danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.He was an amazing guy.    

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer.He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about  wine, which  foods toorder and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I changea fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.'    

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.


Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.

Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But  Frank, he never made a mistake,and  he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.  He  would neveranswer her back even if she was in the  wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate,shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.

No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.    


Passenger: An amazing fellow. How did you meet  him?

Cabbie: 'Well...I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fucking wife."

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